Oh dear, what can the matter be?
We played Keyworth at our place on Saturday,
Nineteen all - the game was a tragedy,
No-one knew their front from their rear.
Nick’s headband was an itty bit silly,
Damo S ran but not where he’d want to be,
Keiran’s lip got a smart slap or three
And Simon’s shirt got a tear.
Lionel threw a punch – tut, tut, naughty, naughty
Ten minutes in the bin, very deservedly,
Keyworth scored, they were now happy
…..and Jaco got mud in his ear.
Straight back upfield where we wanted to be,
5 metre line but back for a penalty,
Harry’s quick hands let Nick score a try - Hurray.
Half Time, five each – all square.
Second Half and still just a lottery.
The Ref showed Adam how to prop properly,
Tomo’s throw-ins were taken by Tim consistently
Key’s scored a try to pull clear.
Instant response, thanks to Dave Ivermy.
Joe was confused, as were Tom, Tom, Scrim and Coley,
Ten metre walks were awarded quite randomly.
Key’s converted a try.
Last few minutes all getting jittery,
Nige Davis proved he can still run quite quickerly,
Ed dropped a pass –opppps - what a litany,
Keiran’s last gasp score squared up a bad, bad day at the office, thank goodness
Man of the Match; Semi.I.E.Damo – 100% effort, what a player!!